Heathrow Houdini™ | Covert Backpack Hoodie

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Where airport ingenuity meets urban survival: a dual-purpose hoodie engineered to bypass baggage fees, dodge Ryanair’s scales, and smuggle essentials from terminals to lecture halls. With a hidden 15.6" laptop compartment, anti-scanner mesh, and weight-dispersing design, it’s tactical rebellion disguised as streetwear.*

✨ Why Heathrow Houdini™ Outsmarts the System

Baggage Blindspot™ Compartment – Stealth back panel (14"H × 10"W × 2.5"D) fits MacBook Pro + passport, invisible to X-ray operators and check-in staff.
Fee Dodger™ Weight Dispersion – Distributes 5kg (11lbs) across shoulders – never triggers airline scale alerts 1.
Poly-Cotton Camo™ Fabric – 65% Cotton, 35% Polyester (340 GSM) – breathes like Houdini Sportswear’s performance gear, resists creases during 14-hour flights 1.
ScannerSafe™ Mesh – Metal-free hooks/zippers breeze through security without undressing drama.
Crew Collab™ Hood – Adjustable storm hood doubles as neck pillow for redeye slumps.

🔍 Technical Mastery (Airport-Stress-Tested)

Capacity – Holds 15.6" laptop + 500ml water bottle + snacks (tested at Heathrow T5).
Weight – 720g (L) – "Lighter than a duty-free whisky bottle".
Durability – Double-stitched seams survive baggage carousel grabs and overhead bin crush.
Care – Machine wash 30°C | Tumble dry low | No iron (Wrinkles add "innocent traveler" cred).

📏 UK Men’s Sizes
M | Recommended Weight : 50kg 
Recommended Weight: 50-60kg 
XL | Recommended Weight: 60-75kg 
2XL | Recommended Weight: 75-100kg 
3XL | Recommended Weight: 100-125kg 
4XL | Recommended Weight: 125-150kg 

🎨 Colourways
Terminal Grey (Ash heather) | Night Flight Black (Stealth noir)

🚨 Limited Stock – Border Agents Hate This Trick!
Stash £100 in saved fees. Wear it through security. Grin at the scales.

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